Following an uptick in assaults on its conductors by
intoxicated passengers on late night weekend trains, the Long Island Rail Road
has issued an experimental ban
on alcoholic
beverages
on all trains leaving Penn Station between 12 Midnight and 5 AM on Saturdays
and Sundays.
Quite frankly, it wouldn't really affect me all that much if
at all. I can count on the fingers of
both hands the number of times I have had occasion to take trains leaving Penn
Station during that time window during the past 20+ years. And, quite frankly, I would not typically be
imbibing alcoholic beverages during those hours.
Yes, after a day in the city (particularly a hot sweltering
summer day in New York), I do regularly enjoy ONE cold beer during my commute
home on the LIRR. But I hasten to note
that:
A. I drink only one
beer.
B. If I will be
driving home from the station (as distinguished from taking a cab, walking or
catching a ride with my wife or other driver), the last sip from the bottle is
completed by the time the train leaves Jamaica Station,
so that I have adequate detox time.
And it sort of makes sense.
Many if not most alcohol imbibers who board the train at Penn Station at
those hours already have done some world class imbibing in the bars and
restaurants of Manhattan. And the LIRR
cannot fail to take some action to protect its employees.
And it is tailored relatively narrowly to address a
particular problem.
Yet, the new LIRR ban on alcoholic beverages for late night
weekend trains bothered me. I now have figured
out why.
Those of us who live on Long Island are treated as
second-class citizens by the legal system of New York. We have more restrictions and burdens than
other areas of the State (except New York City) when it comes to firearms
licensing and driver licensing. We are
subject to the Metropolitan Transportation Authority's special tax on
businesses. And our own real estate
taxes, which are redistributed to the people of New York City, are a greater
percentage of our properties' fair market values than the real estate taxes in
NYC.
So here comes the MTA, imposing a beer ban on the LIRR (but
not, it seems, the Metro North commuter railroad). This is yet another instance of Long Island
residents being treated as legally incompetent wards in need of guardianship.
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